Did Yeti tell you?
Yeti land acting gig while back. ”Monster #3” in “2 Monsters”. It confuse Yeti too… Yeti small disappoint, actually big disappoint… Yeti want “Monster #1” or “Monster #2” as it call “2 Monsters” but no luck. No worry say Yeti… there is good news in light in tunnel… Yeti SO good at sings that they make new role… Yeti excited, but the role no move, the role only sing for the “Monster #1 & #2”… But Yeti still “Monster #3”.
Maybe Yeti sing for them because they look better than Yeti but “Monster #1 & #2” sing like s*it. Yeti desperate, so Yeti take chance, sometimes Yeti make fart noise in microphone… embarrass “Monster #1 and #2” haha… Goal: Yeti try try try to land better role… Yeti no want be “Monster #3” if “Monster #3” sit still in back stage left, behind curtain and sing for other Monsters… So, Yeti know what Yeti have to do… Yeti learn to dance.
Big learn curve for Yeti, Yeti actually born with two left feet… so Yeti learn new type of dance, only dance when Yeti spin to right… help balance and mean Yeti need find partner with two right feet. Dance class so stuffy, and full of leotards. Yeti go free, no leotard, no damage big balls… Wait… dream came true. I think Yeti found love… Yeti found dance partner… Yeti find partner with two right feet that dance like goddess… Wait and… OW* Partner step on Yeti toe… Yeti still in love, *OW, love hurts.
— Love Yelling Yeti